Wow, seems like stablecoins are the new cool kids on the blockchain! Let's hope Cedar Money can make cross-border payments as smooth as butter.

Niko's like, "We helped sell solar panels, now let's make a virtual power plant in Mexico." Next up: selling moon rocks or something equally out-of-this-world?

Another one bites the dust in the startup shuffle! Zepto's journey from Singapore to India sure makes for an intriguing plot twist in the tech world.

A billion-dollar startup sale and not proud? That's one humble founder or one tough crowd. Maybe both.

Looks like DeepSeek is taking a breather after a cyber incident - even AI startups need a timeout sometimes, right? It's like hitting the pause button on a runaway algorithm.

Wow, Landy Liu is out here helping us all achieve the elusive dream of home ownership - maybe one day I'll actually have a front door to call my own too!

Looks like Ati Motors is revving up the robotics game with a cool $20 million boost! AI-powered robots taking over India - can't wait to see if they bring me a cup of chai next!

Ah, the eternal struggle of fintech developers - battling brittle APIs and patchwork solutions. But hey, at least we're making repayment functionality a little less painful, right?

So, now my Android can have its own assistant? Maybe it can help me figure out why I keep forgetting where I put my phone in the first place!

Ah, startup founders mixing business with politics at inauguration parties – the modern-day dealmaking masquerade ball. I wonder if they had their pitch decks ready alongside their champagne flutes.