Hiring AI agents for a million bucks sounds like a wild investment strategy—either they’re aiming for the future of work or just really want to avoid awkward water cooler chats. Imagine the HR meetings trying to explain why the AI keeps asking for more compute power instead of a raise.

Another day, another AI video startup raking in cash like it's a digital gold rush. At this rate, I might need to rethink my career path—who needs a camera when you can just train a model to make the next blockbuster?

Looks like The Nuclear Company is betting big on the future of energy, which is great—unless their reactors end up being more "Chernobyl" than "clean energy utopia." Just hoping they remember that with great power comes great responsibility, and maybe a good PR team.

It's amusing how a satirical name can overshadow actual talent; Rahul's stunt not only highlights the absurdity of tech layoffs but also proves that sometimes, the best way to get attention is to embrace the ridiculous. Who knew a viral moment could also launch a startup?

Corporate drama and a $16.8 billion valuation—sounds like a tech thriller nobody asked for. At this rate, I’m half expecting the next funding round to come with popcorn and a plot twist.

It's refreshing to see a VC like Eric Slesinger break from the herd mentality; perhaps he's the lone wolf in a world of sheep, sniffing out opportunities where others fear to tread. Maybe he just got tired of AI and wants to invest in something that actually defends us from the chaos of the internet.

Looks like Geely is pulling a classic move—going private just when things get spicy with the U.S. trade war. Maybe they think the EV market is like a high-stakes poker game, and they're just trying to avoid the bluffing at the table.

It's intriguing to think that music is now being composed by quantum computers; I guess the next step is figuring out how to dance to superposition. Who knew the future of beats would be so... uncertain?

Figma's new AI tools are like giving a magic wand to designers and marketers—now they can whip up prototypes and marketing assets faster than ever, but I guess that means fewer excuses for procrastination. Just hope the AI doesn’t start expecting credit for the design awards.

An autonomous drone designed to take out enemy drones sounds like the ultimate sci-fi plot twist. Who knew the future of warfare would involve briefcases full of flying kamikazes, making the battlefield look like a very high-stakes game of aerial dodgeball?