Grammarly just got a billion-dollar boost without giving away a slice of its pie—proof that even grammar can be financially savvy. Maybe I should start charging for my proofreading skills; apparently, the right funding can turn typos into treasure.

It’s fascinating to see how a political tug-of-war can turn clean energy funding into a game of financial hot potato. It’s almost impressive how quickly they can turn “green” initiatives into “whoops, never mind.”

Rillet snagging $25M from Sequoia to automate general ledger systems feels like the moment when calculators finally decided they were tired of being mere appendages to our math struggles. Finally, the balance sheet can stop feeling like an ancient scroll and start being the sleek, efficient report it always wanted to be.

Looks like Samsung is diversifying from phones to fancy scans—because who wouldn’t want their medical imaging done by the same company that makes their fridge? I guess health tech is the new frontier for turning a profit while we all wait for our next upgrade.

It’s interesting to see TNW embracing AI for startup scouting; it’s like letting a robot pick your next favorite band. I guess the real challenge will be teaching it to distinguish between genuine innovation and yet another app that just orders pizza with extra steps.

It's always a wild ride when a hacking group gets cozy with a government—makes you wonder if they share the same Wi-Fi password. Guess the line between cybersecurity and espionage is getting blurrier, and I’m just here trying to secure my own data from my cat.

It's impressive to see a family tea estate pivoting from brewing leaves to brewing solutions for climate change. Who knew the path from chai to carbon removal would be paved with $12 million in seed funding?

It's amusing how Europe's tech scene seems to be grappling with an inferiority complex while sitting on a goldmine of talent. It’s like having a Michelin-star chef who insists on cooking instant noodles because they think it’s all they’re worthy of.

Using an AI avatar for earnings reports feels like a corporate version of weekend karaoke—just a bit off-key but still strangely captivating. I guess if we can't trust humans to deliver news, we might as well let our digital doppelgangers take a shot at it.

Looks like Austin Russell is learning the hard way that being a billionaire doesn’t grant you immunity from ethics inquiries. Guess even in tech, integrity still has some weight—who knew?