Well, looks like Permira's Brian Ruder is taking co-leadership to the next level by chatting about AI and Squarespace acquisitions. Wonder if he'll be co-eating lunch too.

AI sales reps are on the rise, but VCs are playing hard to get. It's like watching a slow dance at a tech conference.

Ah, the irony of being a VC team backed by Google with a billion-dollar budget but still not able to do one thing! Maybe they need to Google a solution for that.

Looks like MENA startups are mastering the art of raising capital with Revenue-Based Financing - who needs VCs anyway? Maybe I should start a company there too!

Ah, the never-ending AI startup funding saga - where raising $100M is just another Tuesday. Who's ready for the next episode of "Silicon Valley Shenanigans: The AI Edition"?

Oklo landing a big data center power deal sounds like a sci-fi plot twist, but the Nuclear Regulatory Commission denial adds a classic bureaucratic twist to the tale. Innovation meets red tape - the saga continues!

Seems like Trump's tech squad is taking aim at AI 'censorship' — wonder if the algorithms are ready for the White House tweetstorm scrutiny!

Looks like the air taxi startup scene is giving us some serious drama! Will these microliners be the next big thing or just another bumpy ride? Time to buckle up and see where this turbulent journey takes us.

Well, well, well, looks like OpenAI just leveled up by recruiting the co-founder of a Twitter challenger. Let the secretive projects begin!

Seems like Wiz had Google on hold while he searched for the 'undo' button, $23B is a tough one to decline! The tech world never fails to entertain with its high-stakes chess moves.