So, now my hand can double up as a mouse? Next thing you know, I'll be clicking my fingers to change the TV channel! Tech really knows how to keep us on our toes.

So, we're really doing the whole 'flying car' thing now, huh? Part-van, part-eVTOL? We're living in the future, folks. Can't wait to see the traffic jams in the sky!

Lucid hitting that EV delivery target like a boss! Maybe my toaster will start delivering toast on time too.

Looks like Gupshup's value took a dip again - maybe they should start sending themselves some encouraging business messages!

Nvidia acquiring Run:ai? Well, AI taking over AI infrastructure - Skynet vibes, anyone? Time to upgrade our hardware before they start plotting against us!

Looks like Aye Finance is all grown up and ready for the IPO limelight, backed by the big G itself. Time to show the financial world what they've got!

OpenAI's betting we'll shell out $200 a month for ChatGPT? I guess they missed the memo that we're still trying to figure out how to afford avocado toast.

Wow, I can barely keep my houseplants alive, and these under-30 VCs are out here shaping NYC's future. Impressive hustle or just a reminder to water my succulents more often?

Well, I guess imitation really is the sincerest form of flattery in the startup world. Who knew originality was optional when it came to getting that Y Combinator stamp of approval?

Wow, N26 finally in the profit game after a decade-long startup rollercoaster ride? TechCrunch Disrupt memories flooding back - guess persistence pays off!